Whats Your Favourite Joke Ever?!


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Answers: Pleae Share =] x
Its pretty childish but ~
Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says.... "Does this taste funny to you?".
...my paycheck.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
"Blimey," the bus driver said, "that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathised and said, "He's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man agreed. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
wwrjd

what would ron jeremy do?
george bush!
How did the guy with the "mohawk" get to the other side of the road?

He was stapled to the rooster!! LOL!!!!
Why did the mushroom go to the party



Because hes a fun gi

fun guy ;)
3 guys go in to a restaurant for breakfast.
1st guy says the waitress, "can you pass the honey, honey?"
2nd guys says, "can you pass the sugar, sugar?"
last guy says, "can you pass the bacon, you pig?"

Also,
You are on an elephant, going a constant speed and there are 2 lions on either side of you, and a giraffe behind you.. How do you get out of this situation?



Get your drunk a** of the Merry Go Round!

Not the best, but kinda funny.
President George W. Bush.
lol here is one:

There were two guys sitting in bar and one of the guys had a really really small head. The normal guy went over to the guy with the small head and asked him, "Why is your head so small?"

The guy with the small head answered, "I am a WWII vet and i was on a ship. The ship got bombed so i swam to an island and i was the only one alive from the ship.

"While i was on the island, a mermaid came up to me and granted me three wishes. My first wish i wished to be home. And i was. The second wish i wished for money, and i got more than i could ever spend. My third wish i wished for her to have sex with me."

She said, "i would... but mermaids cant have sex."

So then he wished for a little head....
i haven't heard it yet,but when ido i'll post it.
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching Little Johnny’s efforts for some time, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which Little Johnny replies, “Now we run!”
An elephant asks a camel: 'Why are there breasts on your back?'
'Well,' says the camel, 'I think thats a strange question coming from someone whose d*** is on his face!'

hahaha
Adam Strays

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate.

"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
paddy and mick go for a job interview paddy goes in first and gets a job comes out and says to mick its easy he Justis asks for a sentence with the word fascinate in it mick goes in the interviewer asks for the sentence mick says I've got a duff ale coat and i think its great its nine buttons but i can only fasten eight ?
forget that but can i get yo number
shut up
You spelled favorite wrong.


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