A man walks into a bar,?!
Question: late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
Answers: late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
Good joke lol
For some strange reason everytime I hear or see a man walks into a bar, I keep going OUCH!!! lol
heh heh nice one
lol funny
ouch.lol
brilliant.
lol!please can u answer any of my open questions
Brilliant!
FUNNY
Reminds me of the one were a guy is shagging his girlfriend on the back seat of his car, and a policeman catches them. The policeman says " How about me after you've finished and I won't report you?" " OK " says the guy " but I've never f**ked a policeman before"
Good one puma. Thanks for sharing.
Oh...haha
that was a good one!!!
another *star* for ya...keep them cuming!!