Man walks into a bar.......funny or not?!
Question: Man walks into a bar. "A pint of your finest, please, landlord".
"I'm sorry sir," says the landlord, "but I don't serve ducks".
"Ducks!" says the man, outraged. "I am not a duck".
"Why then, sir, are you waddling?"
Hee hee. Heard that one at work today - so funny.
Star if you agree :-)
Answers: Man walks into a bar. "A pint of your finest, please, landlord".
"I'm sorry sir," says the landlord, "but I don't serve ducks".
"Ducks!" says the man, outraged. "I am not a duck".
"Why then, sir, are you waddling?"
Hee hee. Heard that one at work today - so funny.
Star if you agree :-)
HAHAHAHAHA
BRILLIANT
have a star
shockingly bad
see, you began the joke by saying the man WALKED into the bar
then you claimed the landlord thought the man was WADDLING
it's inconsistencies like these which force politicians to resign in disgrace
not good. not good at all
my 7 yr old told me that one!
Your picture is funnier...
not funny
Bit silly
sorry but i didnt find that funny
WTF? Not funny. I'd rather have root canal treatment from my dentist.
is that a joke
your face is funnier than that
nearly pee'd myself when i saw it
he he the one that makes me really giggle though is:
a man walks into a bar
"ouch!"
*edit* i think it means because the man walked into a bar, it hurt his crotch area, the bar was a metal one, so it hurt, therefore he waddled when he walked
It's as good as...
2 elephants fall off a cliff..
Boom boom!
sorry I didn't understand how that was funny.
i think your cookie got burnt tonight
looking at his reply
neve mind you joke QUACKED me up thanks
nice one
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoook
My God; - those long winter nights must just FLY by at the paperclip factory where you work!! When you're not ripping the place up with side splitters like this, you probably sit around comparing your collections of belly button fluff & earwax.
i dont get it
ha ha ha funny
I don't get it!
Quack Quack
A man walked into a bar
OUCH !
IT WAS AN IRON ONE
now that is funny
that was pants i would laugh more at my own fart.
not funny