Jokes plz???!
Question: ur a joke!
Answers: ur a joke!
*Holds up mirror* ^_^
OK, a blonde went to the pharmacy and said that she wanted to buy some more of that ANAL deoderant that she purchased from the the previous week. The clerk said Maam, we do not sell anal deoderant. She said sure you do, I have an empty bottle at home and I will bring it to you for proof.
He said, ok do that.
Later that day the blonde came back in and said see here:, it says " push up bottom for use."
There was a boy who set up a booth in the science fair that said Space rocks.
A Girl was looking from booth to booth then stoped at his, she laughed and said thats no space rock! Its a rock from the garden outside!
The boy looked at her and said and said "Well, The garden in located in the Earth and and Were is Earth located?"
The girl answered Space imediently.
Exacly said the boy.
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Saint and Jeasus was both typing a report for god.
When they both finished typing the power went off and about 5 mins later The power turned back on Saints Report was erased but Jesus's was still there.Saint Complained to god. God pondered this for a second the smiled and Yelled
"JEASUS SAVES"
1. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 789 (7 ate 9)
2. once there was a prince. A witch had cast a spell on hims and he could only say one word a year. He could however save his words so if he didn't speak for one year he could say 2 words and so on. He wanted to marry the princess so he decided to say will you marry me? so he waited 4 years. then the decided he would say I love you. Will you mary me? so he waited another 3 years. He then picked a red rose and led the princess into the most lovely place in the garden knelt down and said I love you. will you marry me? The princess stared at him and said. Pardon.
3. 2 nuns were in a car driving along and a man ran out in front of them. the driving nun said, "get out and show him your cross" so she stuck her head out the window and shouted, " WHAT ARE YOU F***ING DOING YOU STUPID IDIOT!" and stuck her head back in. The driver said, "I mean show him your cross." +
One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it. When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows...!
"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!"