You know when your in big trouble?!
Question: I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
Answers: I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
i'm so popular at work coz i pass all your jokes on
they can't fire me if they can't stop laughing
lol. nice
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
HE HE HE GOOD ONE XX
i know when im in big trouble when i have a "KICK ME" ritten on my back. LOL.
top class m8
hahahaha!!!
funny!!!
the first one would apply to me. LMFAO!!!
hahahaha too good where do u get them from dude they are awesome
* Haha LoL i liked it haha*
NOt 2 shabby LOL
Great ones
true.lol.your getting the hint then?
lol, so funny, we actually have a guy working with us who this reminds me of!!! He's so simple!!!
He went to the shop and asked me if I wanted anything so i said 20 marlboro, if they aint got marlboro get me anything.... so he did, he came back with a pork pie!!!! (they didn't have marlboro!)
Ace, thanks!
hahaha
oops you better be careful, or you could be in big trouble at home, hehehe
have a star
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hum dee hum da dee da .....pmsl
Twas ok, but you can do better!!!!