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Answers: A man is driving to work along a local road at 70mph when a copper with a radar gun steps out from behind a bush with a radar gun and pulls him over.

"Going a bit fast, weren't we sir!" says the plod.

"er, yeah, sorry officer. I'm late for work" says the man

"And what job do you do that requires you to break the law so badly?" says the copper

(man)"I'm a contract rectum stretcher"

(copper) "A rectum stretcher!!"

(man) "yeah, that’s right, I start by putting in two fingers, then 4, then 8, then 2 hands,

then I start to move my hands apart"

(copper looking worried) " and how far apart can you get your arms?)

(man) "oh, full reach, about six foot"

(copper, now really shocked)" six foot! SIX FOOT!!! Jeeez, what the hell do you do with a six foot a*se hole?"

(man)"stick it behind a bush with a radar gun!"

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HAHAHAH thats halariouss

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grow up!

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That is so funny!!! Love it!

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haha WOW...I didn't even see that coming! good one!

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lmao.nice 1 hun..keep up the good work.

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Thanks for curing my constipation lol I like it lol.

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hahaha. that was actually pretty funny

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that is one of the best tonight!

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haha good one

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hahahahahaha lol that was wicked dont think i can stop laughing lol

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Sorry, but after the Cranden Massacre last Sunday, jokes about cops seem flat.

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did,nt see that one coming!star for you!

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lol,lol

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