Joke.. a guy goes to the supermarket?!
Question: A Man went to the supermarket and, as he was checking out the cereals aisle he noticed an attractive woman waving at him.
"Hello", she said.
He was rather taken back because he couldn't place
where he knew her from.
"Hello" he said, hesitantly, "Do you know me?"
She smiled and said, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
His mind traveled back to the only time he had ever been
unfaithful to his wife and said, "Oh My gosh, are you
the stripper from my stag party - The one that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching, while the other girl spanked my bum with wet celery???"
She looked into his eyes and said calmly, "No, I'm
your son's maths teacher!."
Answers: A Man went to the supermarket and, as he was checking out the cereals aisle he noticed an attractive woman waving at him.
"Hello", she said.
He was rather taken back because he couldn't place
where he knew her from.
"Hello" he said, hesitantly, "Do you know me?"
She smiled and said, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
His mind traveled back to the only time he had ever been
unfaithful to his wife and said, "Oh My gosh, are you
the stripper from my stag party - The one that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching, while the other girl spanked my bum with wet celery???"
She looked into his eyes and said calmly, "No, I'm
your son's maths teacher!."
don't get it. explain please
Lol. hahahahaha
i dont get it either!! lol EXPLAINNN
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BRILLIANT!!!!!
That was great! lol
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really FUNNY
today's best joke
LOL! Great - got any more?
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Ouch... VERY good one!
LMAO...thats great
Very funny ha ha
how can u not get it? good one lol
already heard it before...but it's still crack me up! 10/10.
haha.....excellent!! star!! for people who don't understand..... the girl is his sons maths teacher..so when she said "i think ur the father of 1 of my kids"...she meant the kids she teaches, not literally her kid! geddit??? hope so lol!
not really funny. because it's just not right.
that was funny 10/10
funny
hahahaha. a great joke!
lol
ha ha ha funny
lucky lad.
OMG see that's what happens when you open your mouth tooo soon.LOL This joke is great.LOL I was like ooooooooooo after I read this one. Ima give it a star for sure. ROFL That teacher is probably like WOW this man is a freak .I bet everytime she see his son in school she gon be like poor poor child. With his nasty father.LOL I know im going places with this but I can't help it. Thanks soooooo much for the laugh.Hee Hee.
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
Thank you so much for that.It's been a while since I laughed this much.It's been a freaky Friday too today so thank you soooooo much. A star on it's way too.Take care and God bless.