Joke - a man walks into a confessional?!


Question: A 75 yr old man walked into a church and went straight to
the confessional booth.
As soon as the preist drew back the curtain the old man saids

"I'm 75 years old. I'm married and I have just been unfaithful with a 19 year old virgin"

The priest replied, " that's terrible, terrible.....I want you to say 7 Hail Mary's and 7 Lord's Prayers to atone for your sins!".

"But I'm not catholic, I'm Jewish", said the old man.

"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.


"I'm 75 YEARS OLD!! I'M TELLING EVERYONE!"
said the old man.


Answers: A 75 yr old man walked into a church and went straight to
the confessional booth.
As soon as the preist drew back the curtain the old man saids

"I'm 75 years old. I'm married and I have just been unfaithful with a 19 year old virgin"

The priest replied, " that's terrible, terrible.....I want you to say 7 Hail Mary's and 7 Lord's Prayers to atone for your sins!".

"But I'm not catholic, I'm Jewish", said the old man.

"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.


"I'm 75 YEARS OLD!! I'M TELLING EVERYONE!"
said the old man.
I dont get it.
haha thats hilarious
GOOD ONE
LMAO wow.. that was good haha.
thats too phunny!
hahhahahahahhahahahhaha
Made me chuckle.
That's GREAT!
The setting changes, but the joke goes merrily on.

Old. Very old.

But yes, still very funny.
NICE
ha
hehehe lolz
OMG! LOL
Very good
Liked it, "still life in the old dog yet" i see lol
aint funny
yep
hhaahahhaha
good one
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hahahahaha
lol!!
reminds me of the 87 year old one who just made a 19 year old pregnat and tells his priest why he wants to marry he: it is the honorable thing to do... hehe, good one!
love it, well made me smile!
have a star!
ha ha ha funny


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