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Answers: A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend...

"I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."
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A preacher was really hitting his stride one Sunday, delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation.

Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood.

Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher roared, "Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"

One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet.

"So, Brother Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"

Quietly the man replied, "No, Reverend, I'm just standing for my wife's first husband...."

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hahaha
funnny

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yea thr funny but thts cos ur hot
fancy a bum?
xx

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i say jokes r funny

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Sorry, I don't either of them are.

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LMAO!!!!

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Uuhh. Not really.

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funny

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The first one was great!, The second one was not the best, maybe it would be better if you were married, I'm not.

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ha ha ha funny

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Nice one thanks.

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Alright but them again I am not married.

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Those are pretty good!!!

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i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh

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i liked both of them!! have a star!!

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so you know the wife then xxx lol xxx

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