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Answers: A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

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i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh

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Funny, not really.

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hahaha
funny

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LOL

8/10

;-)

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Nearly clever.

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Brilliant! LOL!

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Took me a sec. But it's aiyt.

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Not.

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OK but its not making me fall over, nice to have a bit of lighted stuff.

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That one's pretty funny!

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ok..

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funny, but i didnt laugh, so 5/10

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ha ha ha funny

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I like it!

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ya..........really it tuk me a while to understand wat it is.......gud one dude.....

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it' s funny

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That's pretty good!!!

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ok not bad.

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haha kind of funny.

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not your best but its good have a star!!

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very good girl xxx lol xxx

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