Can you make me laugh?!


Question: Ok, I'm up with griping tummy ache - 4.50am! Let's have some jokes to cheer me up. And maybe some to send me back to sleep!


Answers: Ok, I'm up with griping tummy ache - 4.50am! Let's have some jokes to cheer me up. And maybe some to send me back to sleep!
One of my favourites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8d...
NO! I AM NORRRRRMALLLLLLLLLLLL
i'll try

knock knock

who's there?

knobbly knees

lol
Ouch,,,,here another ouch story for u...

A young pirate wannabe saw Captain Hook walking into the pub. The young guy approach the Captain & said "wow!! I can't believe it u!! Mind if i ask u a few questions??I'm a great fan of yours"

Hook" go ahead and ask ,young um"

Young Guy " how did u lose your leg?"

Hook "lost em while trying to board a vassal in the Bermuda Triangle. Damn sailor blew me leg off with a cannon"

Young guy" wow, & how did u lose your left hand,,& ended up with a hook?'

Hook "hehehe..lost that to a shark when me ship sank in a storm"

Young guy "OMG...and how did u lose your right eye??'

Hook " Oh that,,,me & a few guys were walking down this open market in Afica,,,,,there were lots of flies there...and it was me first day with me hook......"

ROFL...hope u like it
its only wind have a tin of larger have a fart
and you will be fine sweet dreams see you tomorrow x.!!
Yeah, read this and it should make you chukle......


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Smith_in_...
yes i can!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXs14WDw...

any of his videos are funny this same video was on Attack of the Show on channel G4
channel: http://www.youtube.com/nuglah
yes, just watch this video.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ...very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
So a woman is walking down a beach and she's just been through a terrible divorce, and she finds a magic lamp and a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for your ex husband will get ten times that."

The woman says, "okay" and thinks for a moment and says. "I'd like a billion dollars in my bank account"

and the genie replies "okay, but you do know that your exhusband will get ten billion dollars right?" she agrees and makes her second wish.

"I wish that i had a huge mansion on those cliffs over there"

and the genie reminds her that her ex husband will get twenty and she agrees to it. and suddenly one house appears on one part of the cliffs and 10 more appear on the other part of the cliffs.

the genie then asks "what's your final wish?"

the woman thinks for a moment and says "I wish to give birth to triplets."
*Tickle* *Tickle*

:-)
This might make you laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiUyJzVZH...
bomchicawawah?
1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep 4 sheep 5 sheep 6 sheep
7 sheep 8 sheep 9 sheep 10 sheep. Are you alseep yet?
What do gross martions do on the moon?






moon!
If I told you a funny one,you would laugh til you puked and then be pissed off at me.Next time.
this joke really makes me laugh so hard that my eyes start to tear so hope u get well soon enjot

One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear and spoke briefly into it.
When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in
my hand."
Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece
of toilet paper hanging from his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows...!

"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!"
Do you know the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it all over again.
whats better than winning the special olimpics?


not being retarded


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