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Answers: I am board.

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3 guys walk into a bar!
the first guy orders a beer
the second guy orders a beer
and get this rite!! the third guy totaly orders a nother beer!!!
yay!!

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A black baby was given wings by god. He asked god, "Does this mean I'm an angel now?"

God laughed and said, "***** please... you a bat!"

Happy Halloween!

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if bumblebees make honey, what kind of bees make milk?


answer: boobees (boobies)

haha :)

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A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: ￡19.95
Volleyball Barbie: ￡19.95
Shopping Barbie: ￡19.95
Surfer Barbie: ￡19.95
Disco Barbie: ￡19.95
AND
Divorced Barbie: ￡299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie ￡299.95 when all the other Barbies are ￡19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend...

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