Parrot: joke.?!
Question: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, " Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, " Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The same kind of people who named their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
Answers: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, " Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, " Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The same kind of people who named their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
Excellent what a belter for first thing in the morning i feel better already!
thanx * for u
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
hahahahaha thats soo funny happened to me before but my bro scared me
hey thats a good one ha ha!
outstanding.....best one I've heard in a long time
ha ha ha...tht's the good one!!!
Ha!
very good
cool
ha ha ha lmao
haha lol.... bet that scared him! ha!
Heehee, very good
soooooooo f*ck*ng funny..
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
hahahahaha....lol......very Good one!!!
i've heard that joke b4 but its still so funny
ha ha ha funny
hahahahaha very funny thanks lol §
I have seen it posted here a few times but it always gives me a laugh. Thanks.
lol