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Answers: yo mama so harry when she was walking through universal studios they filmed her for King Kong....

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Look at my Q... i have a ton....

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yo momma.

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Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!

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yo mammas so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean spain claimed her a new world.

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your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits out butter!
your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a quarter, george washington cried
Your momma's so fat, that when she went in the ocean, a blue whale came up and started singing "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"
Your momma's so fat, that when the weather man says it's gonna be chilly outside, she went outside with a spoon!
your momma`s so fat, that when she goes into an airport, she uses her fat as her suitcase
Your momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"
Your momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Your momma's so old, she waited tables at the "Last Supper"
when your momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents
your momma's so dumb, she failed a survey
your momma's so ugly, that when she goes in a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on
your momma's so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother?"
your momma;s so fat, that when she wears a yellow dress and walks down the street, kids think that they missed the bus

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yo momma so stupid, she bought her spoon to the super bowl!
yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a 24-hour store!
yo momma so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
yo momma so stupid, when bus passed by her she said," look, a twinkie!"
You want more? fine...
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Look at my q for the best ihave over 150

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Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is Equator.

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yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic changes.

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yo mamma just like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck!

haha that one cracks me up everytime!

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Yo momma so fat she takes up two seats in the theater, and doesn't notice the armrest in the middle.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
-Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
-Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
-Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
-Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
-Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
-Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
-Yo mamas so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family"
-Yo mamas so fat she went outside in a yellow jersey and people started yelling at her "Taxi, Taxi"
-Yo mamas so fat she sat on a 50c coin and the boat sank [you have to see the nz 50c coin, It has James Cook's boat on it..]
-Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the
mirror, she even scared herself to death.
-Yo momma so fat, that there isn't enough cotton in all of Alabama to make her a pair of pants.
-Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said 2 be countinued..
-Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
-Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
-Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
-Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
-Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
-Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
-Yo mama's so ugly she looks like she got hit in the head with a bag of WTF?!
-Yo mamas so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business, -Yo mamas so ugly she made Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
-Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies
-Yo mamas so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
-Yo mams so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

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yo mama's so fat, she got baptized at sea world.

yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

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