Hard Riddles!!!?!
Question: A voice said to you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionare. When I met you 15 seconds ago you told me the words you've just read. I ain't trying to be nosy but now that you've drug me this far, explain your math or quite lyin' and tell me your TRUE financial status!
Answers: A voice said to you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionare. When I met you 15 seconds ago you told me the words you've just read. I ain't trying to be nosy but now that you've drug me this far, explain your math or quite lyin' and tell me your TRUE financial status!
was a billionaire?
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member".
After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."
lol u r so clever!!
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If you're buying coconuts at $5 a dozen and selling them for $3 a dozen, you're losing $2 for every dozen you sell. You'll soon be broke.
You buy a dozen for $5. Sell to the air assault team for $3. Out $2 so far. The air assault team drops them in their air assault and you collect them and sell them back to the air assault team. Now you are up $1. Repeat as needed. Hope they're sturdy coconuts!