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Answers: Best Awnser goes to the best pirate joke.....

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There was a pirate captain who, whenever a battle was iminent, would wear a red shirt. His first mate noticed this habit, and asked him about it. The captain answered "If I get shot I don't want the crew to get scared." As he was talking another pirate ship came over the horizon. "Get me my brown pants" he told the first mate.

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How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

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a pirate walks into a bar and he's got a ship's wheel stick sticking out of his pants. he walks up to the bartender and says "i'd like a beer please"

and the bartender says "hey, why do you have a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"

pirate says, "yea, it's driving me nuts arrrggghh"

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