10 reasons not to jog - funny or not?!
Question: 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Answers: 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
hmm are you and irishgirl related because you both are great jokesters lol xxxx
Some of them made me chuckle
funny enough....
yeah I love the 3rd one
and they are all so true......lol
lol, great, no i have some excuses...
most of them are funny but not 4, 5, 8, 9, and 10. but i do like the rest
Nice...those were good. Hahahahaha. It's kind of hard to express my laughter in print so your just going to have to imagine me laughing....hahahaha. Okay well i gotta go...;)
Some of them where funny, some where down-right hilarious.
funny. i love number 1 an 7 xxx ;)
wow! All the reasons are hilarious,they do reflect your attitude mainly light hearted but I have a feeling that you are in actuality a very fit person.
Yes!!! and h by the way i love ur avatar u rule girl!!
lol great joke again hun
Morris was out jogging one Sunday afternoon when he saw a new-looking tennis ball in the road. He stopped to pick it up and as he had no pockets, he put it down the front of his running shorts. He then continued with his run.
He soon came up to Sadie, who was also out jogging. Sadie looked at him and pointed to the bulge in his shorts.
“What’s that?” Sadie asked, smiling.
“Tennis ball,” replied Morris.
“I know how you must feel,” Sadie said, “I had tennis elbow once and that was bloody painful”
hahaha funny lol
very good, where do you get all of these from i like this one because i dont like jogging i especially like the one where it says the advantage of jogging is you die healthi8er i completely agree
hahaha thanks
excellent.idont see the point in jogging.its not walking its not running its just ..pointless.
hahaha
brilliant
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