10 things in golf that sound dirty but are not........?!
Question: 1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
Answers: 1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
hahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahah That was fuuny!
oh n PS im not being sarcastic its just so hard not to sound/read it on the computer
true...
four.lol
OMG lol to funny
wow
ok, no.
haha..i likd nm 4, 5, 9 n 10
great joke hun cheers
Your sick. Why do people have dirty minds? Come on give me a ******* break....
tee hee hee
One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups.
Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search of his ball.
After finding it, he was ready to hit the ball back on the fairway when he heard a voice say "please don't hurt my buttercups".
Startled, he looked around to find the source of the voice to no avail.
Again the man prepared to hit his golf ball and again he heard the voice say "please don't hurt my buttercups".
This time when the man looked to find the source of the voice, he saw a small leprechan standing by him. The little man spoke to the man and said, "Please sir, if you will kindly pick up your ball and throw it up onto the fairway instead of hitting it with your club, I will reward you with a year's supply of butter for free".
The man thought about the offer for a minute then replied, "That's a fine offer, but I have but one question for you, where were you last week when I hit my ball into the pussywillows?"
very good have a star
hahaha funny lol
oh my mind is working overtime hehehe lol
As a golfer, I do not agree with the answers, Wait a minute, I'm not a golfer and I can say that cos, you should see me hit that little white ball at my golf club. C**p and that my golf not your jokes. You always get stars.
thats really good.i know nothing about golf so if someone said any of that to me i wouldnt know which way to turn!
now i know why i like golf xxx lol xxxx