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Answers: A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'

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very good you never fail to please, you may have another star!

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Awesome AND true! Star and thumbs up!

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Thats a good one! lol

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did he have a rosary seat pad lol

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This is very funny. My parents laughed alot.

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awesome!!!!!!! loved it!!

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made me chuckle

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very good.. will spread the word about that one..

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that's a good one (and also true)

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Yes so true

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well then... I'm glad I don't have to worry about getting into a cab with him at the wheel anymore.

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funny thats a good one

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lol i like that 1

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Excellent thanks

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good one

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I think I saw this on here a few days ago - I like it, though.

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Go girl!! lol

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Lol.

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hehehahahoho.very good.god does work in weird ways.

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Very good, I've been in taxis like that.

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hahaha
like it

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another new one on me pmsl xxx thanks babes xxx

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brilliant lmao 10/10 x

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