Reasons to allow drinking at work.............?!
Question: 1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
Answers: 1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
You just made my job more enjoyable . hehehe
i like your style of thinking ... when you become manager, director, chief exec.. can i come and be your right hand woman.. please!!!!
Yea & no work would get done.lol
nice
good one very original and all would be good then everybody would love their job, have a star!
hahaha
wonderful
wonder why the 'bosses' haven't thought of it that way
the laws would maybe need some altering too
so when are you hiring?
lol.
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lol great joke cheers
I don't drink but I thought they were good. lol
haha very funny.
give us a job babes xxx lol xxxx