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Answers: there was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. well, this little girl comes up to him; so he covers up his private parts with a newspaper.
the little girl says "whats under there?
so the man answers "a bird".
the girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
when he wakes up, he is in a hospital in great pain.
a doctor comes up to his bed and ask "what happened?"
the man answers "i dont know. i was at the beach talking to a little girl and i fell asleep."
so the doctor tells this to the police, and they go to the beach to find a witness.
when they get there, they see the little girl that the man was talking about, and asked her if she did anything to the man.
she answers" i didnt do anything to the man but while he was sleeping, i played with his bird. after a while it spit at me, so i broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.

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ouch, l feel for that guy
starred

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Ahh got to love a good paedophile joke..

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that was so funny

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hahahahahahaha poor bird nest

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nuk nuk nuk....joky jokerson you are,,,, I can't wait to tell my preacher this one.

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very good joke. seems all u got is jokes

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Holy **** thats funny that poor little birdy lol well u must have alot of points cause by posting u lost - 5 :( but the joke was worth it.

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haha that poor guy.

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awwwwwwwwwwwwww... poor little girl!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... :D

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that's gotta hurt ow

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hahahaaaaa hilarious...lmfao

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lol

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Hahahahahhaaaaaa,so that's how gary glitter got his punishment pmsl.

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haha! lmao!!! that was classic!

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