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Answers: as ive matured...
ive learned that you cannot make someone love you. all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
ive learned that 1 good turn gets most of the blankets.
ive learned that no matter how much i care, some people are just jacka$$es.
ive learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it.
ive learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up then you think.
ive learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
ive learned that its not what you wear. its how you take it off.
ive learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.
ive learned to not sweat the petty things and to not pet the sweaty things.
ive learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
ive learned age is a high price to pay for maturity..........

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Homorous with streaks of truth it there too, i've just learned that i'm glad your now one of my contacts, i won't be missing any of these great jokes from you again.....pmsl

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LOL....
I too have learned:~)

(pleeeezzzzz check out my joke as well)

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its true that the people you care most for go away too soon. its always hard when that happens

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Great one!!!!!

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good list, you missed the last one though,
l havent learned how to copy and paste

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hahaha nice one.

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hahaha

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Crap...

I do #1!!

I keep telling my friends I'll make a guy love me...

No wonder it hasen't worked...

:o(

But he has been nicer to me!

Lol.

Jacka$$es...

Lol.

~ khamani jonas (nick) ?

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lol

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Hahahhaaaa,VERY FUNNY. though a bit too true for me lol.

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ive learned it's more fun to type than copy & paste (some of us need the practice & are not lazy sbc ha ha ha )

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