Can I have some cyanide please?!


Question: A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist.."Can I have some cyanide please?"
The chemist ashed "What on earth would you want with cyanide?"
"I want to murder my husband."
"What???, I can't give you cyanide to murder your husband, it's against the law, I'd lose my licence...No, sorry, can't do it."
The woman took out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife...to which he replied...
"Oh, well...why didn't you SAY you had a prescription?"


Answers: A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist.."Can I have some cyanide please?"
The chemist ashed "What on earth would you want with cyanide?"
"I want to murder my husband."
"What???, I can't give you cyanide to murder your husband, it's against the law, I'd lose my licence...No, sorry, can't do it."
The woman took out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife...to which he replied...
"Oh, well...why didn't you SAY you had a prescription?"
very funny
lol
not much of a joke

still made me smile though
u rawk man ha ha lol!!!!!!!!!!
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Yea, baby!!!!!!!
Yeah !!! Great !!!

Aaron.
Funny, cheers
Another good one. Do all Welsh people think along in strange lines? My boyfriend could have come up with this!!

Anyway it's not really funny and I guess most women would find other ways of punishing their partners in that kind of situation without risking a life sentence.
Would be more like taking revenge for what you've done without killing you. Going to bed with your best friend or the likes. Or doing it less suspicioulsy like if you have an allergy putting sth in the food you're allergic to(guess that only works if you've not been a couple for very long as it's harder to say you forgot it when you've been together for more than a year).
XD.

Almost as funny as the joke about the guy that went to the pharmacy to buy condoms and then figured out the pharmacist was his girlfriend's dad.


XD


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