A 47 year-old man has a face lift for his birthday.On his way home from the clin!


Question: to buy a paper.Before leaving he says to the newsagent,""I hope you don't mind me asking,but how old do you think I am?"About 35,"is the reply."I'm actually 47."the man says,feeling really happy.Next he goes into the fish&chips shop and again,before leaving he asks thr samr question,to which the reply is,"Oh,you look about 29".This makes the man feel very good.While standing at a bus stop he asks a old lady the same question.She replies,"I,m 85 years old and my eyesight is going,but when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age.If I put my hand down your pants and play with your wedding tackle for 10min I will be able to tell your exact age".The man thinks "What the hell"and lets her slips her hand down his pants.10 minutes alter the old lady announces,"You're 47years old."Stunned,the man says,"That was brilliant,how did you do that?"The old lady replies,"I was behind you in the chip shop."
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Answers: to buy a paper.Before leaving he says to the newsagent,""I hope you don't mind me asking,but how old do you think I am?"About 35,"is the reply."I'm actually 47."the man says,feeling really happy.Next he goes into the fish&chips shop and again,before leaving he asks thr samr question,to which the reply is,"Oh,you look about 29".This makes the man feel very good.While standing at a bus stop he asks a old lady the same question.She replies,"I,m 85 years old and my eyesight is going,but when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age.If I put my hand down your pants and play with your wedding tackle for 10min I will be able to tell your exact age".The man thinks "What the hell"and lets her slips her hand down his pants.10 minutes alter the old lady announces,"You're 47years old."Stunned,the man says,"That was brilliant,how did you do that?"The old lady replies,"I was behind you in the chip shop."
Star if you like and behold guys what you say!!!!!!!
hahahahahah... I have to be careful with my staples( they are coming out on monday)... always reliable for a good belly laugh before bed!! haahah .LOL xxxxxxxx
hahahahha
good one
excellent
LMAO! very good.
brillant!!
lol loved it
lolol funny!
haha
Yes its a funny one
lol
wow... lolz
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hey hey ! what can l say ?
except that it was funny
Nice one Wonderstar.
And may I say what a lovely, pretty name you have.
I'm curious, that's all.
Certainly I will give you a star.
And keep the jokes coming!
So he got greasy chip fat all over it. Eh?
Very funny!


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