I heard a joke on here?!


Question: it was about computers and men and women. it had something to do with why the women thought the men were computers and vice versa

please tell it to me again if you know it =)


Answers: it was about computers and men and women. it had something to do with why the women thought the men were computers and vice versa

please tell it to me again if you know it =)
Men-

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter

Women-

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Well no offense but that was stupid. Just charge it to the game and move on with your life.
bunk it
Hows this?
" a lady says her computer keeps going down on her and before you know it there are people lined up at her desk"
this?
http://www.ninisworld.com/oddsends/justf...


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