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Answers: Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. What do you do if a bird sh-ts on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.

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Another star for another good joke. lol

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their alright :-/

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hehe i liked the last one the best.!! ****

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Gd jokes but did u hear about the fight in the chippy last night?
2 fish got battered!

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They're all pretty good and pretty old apart from the last one which I hadn't heard before and is hilarious.

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Funny jokes BUT hate to tell you this but they aren't one liners!

These are one liners:

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

The definition of a one liner is a short joke or witticism, usually expressed in a single sentence.

But I did like your jokes though! Thank you for the laugh...

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haha that is hilarious. thanks

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*giggles*

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it only gets better ha ha have a star

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gosh!!i think i'm gettin dense..
i dint get the last one!!>>??
explain pleez

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ha ha ha funny

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babes some there i have not heard before good one girl xxx lol xxx

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good one 10/10 lmao

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