One liners?!
Question: curiosity killed the cat................but for a while i was a suspect
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Answers: curiosity killed the cat................but for a while i was a suspect
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
What's black and white and red all over?
A racially integrated neighbourhood which votes Republican.
L O L 9/10 x
some r pretty good.Keep posting!!
a couple of them tickled me lol :)
11/10
wow!
nice ones!
here is a twinkly star for such good one liners!!!!!
ha ha ha funny
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
i liked then all especially...no. 4,5 and 6.
thanks for posting.
hahaha
your soooooooooooooo funny
xx
ya know
that was the most borin thing ive herd yet
(q) why are short people so crabit?
(a) because when they step of onto the road, there **** bounces off the pavement