What are some dumb blode jokes need em0 thx?!
Question: i want to school sombody itl be great
Answers: i want to school sombody itl be great
1.
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"
2.
A blonde takes her broken car to be repaired, fearing an expensive bill.
But the mechanic fixes it in 2 mins, "nothin serious love, just **** in the air filter."
She replies "really?
How often do i have to do that?"
3.
A Brunette , a Redhead and a Blonde sit together in a cafe and a fairy appears.
Fairy: "The ones of you who say something true about themselves have a wish but the ones who don't say the truth will vanish for ever."
Brunette: "I think I'm intelligent."
*BANG* She disappears in puff of smoke.
Redhead: "I think I'm pretty."
*BANG* She dissapears too.
Blonde: "I think -"
*BANG* She disappears.
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said "concentrate" on it.
huh?
well... i dont know if your talkin bout if ur talkin bout blood or blonde jokes so i know a lot of blonde jokes lmao [=
theres thee 3rd graders blonde, red head, and brunette, which one has the best figure? blonde shes 18
how do u drown a blonde?
u put a scratch 'n' sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool or a mirror
theres a blonde,brunete, and red head who all died, God said ill give u another chance if u go through these 20 steps without laughing. the brunette and red head already lost the n when the blonde made it to the 19th step she started laughing. Gad said, "why are u laughing i havent even said the joke yet?, the blonde said ,"i just got the first joke."
hope u like em [=
Too lazy too write any, check these out. Enjoy!