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Question: An English,irishman,and scotsman have been stuck in the desert for a week,the englishman says look lads when we die make sure we get buried face down because theres nothing worse than vultures pecking your eyes out when your dead,1st the englishman dies then 2 days later the scotsman dies,paddy thinks oh no theres no one to bury me so I will start myself,after about half hour of paddy laying face down in the sand an arab on a horse comes along and sees paddys big white bum sticking out the sand,he gets of his horse and gets stuck in to paddys bum,a few seconds later a voice from underneath the sand said you can peck as hard as you like but you wont get my eyes.
Answers: An English,irishman,and scotsman have been stuck in the desert for a week,the englishman says look lads when we die make sure we get buried face down because theres nothing worse than vultures pecking your eyes out when your dead,1st the englishman dies then 2 days later the scotsman dies,paddy thinks oh no theres no one to bury me so I will start myself,after about half hour of paddy laying face down in the sand an arab on a horse comes along and sees paddys big white bum sticking out the sand,he gets of his horse and gets stuck in to paddys bum,a few seconds later a voice from underneath the sand said you can peck as hard as you like but you wont get my eyes.
ha ha ha very funny ilove the 3 men jokes.
crap
A horse?
In a desert?
Hhahahahaha!
Lol thats hilarious!
not bad but unfortunately not worth a star SORRY.
not a very good joke im afraid
what happend to the vulture
ha ha ha funny
lol
An English man, Irishman and a Scottishman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free". Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,"..yeah. That's quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free." Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer. The Irish man says "Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in Ireland. In Ireland you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for a s*ag"
The English says "WOW! Did that happen to you?" and the Irishman replies "No, but it happened to my sister."
good one!