A man returns from safari and tells his frien about a narrow escape he had."!
Question: lion jumed out at me,so I ran for the tents,"says the man."It had just about caught up with me when it slipped and I managed to to vault over the log,The lion jumped over the log too,and then he slipped and landed up on it's back.By that time I was almost at the tents and I could see the safari guide with his gun,so I called out and he took aim,but he couldn't fire cause the lion was only a few feet behind me.It bounded up at me,then it slipped again,and I just had enough time to duck in the camp before the guide shot it".Bloody hell,"says his friend."If that had happened to me,I'd have crapped myself."I did"replies the man."Why do you think the lion kept slipping?"
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A man walks into a bar and sits next to an old drunk.He smells a foul odour,turns to th drunk and says,J****s did you crap in your pants?"Yup",replies the drunk."Then why don't you go to the loo?"asks the manThe drunk replies,!Caus I ain't finished yet!"
Enjoy and remember the alchol in take tonhgt,have a laugh.!!!!
Answers: lion jumed out at me,so I ran for the tents,"says the man."It had just about caught up with me when it slipped and I managed to to vault over the log,The lion jumped over the log too,and then he slipped and landed up on it's back.By that time I was almost at the tents and I could see the safari guide with his gun,so I called out and he took aim,but he couldn't fire cause the lion was only a few feet behind me.It bounded up at me,then it slipped again,and I just had enough time to duck in the camp before the guide shot it".Bloody hell,"says his friend."If that had happened to me,I'd have crapped myself."I did"replies the man."Why do you think the lion kept slipping?"
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A man walks into a bar and sits next to an old drunk.He smells a foul odour,turns to th drunk and says,J****s did you crap in your pants?"Yup",replies the drunk."Then why don't you go to the loo?"asks the manThe drunk replies,!Caus I ain't finished yet!"
Enjoy and remember the alchol in take tonhgt,have a laugh.!!!!
Hahahahaahahhah! I can laugh now and it does,nt hurt anymore!!!! hahahahaxxx
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im sorry was i suposed to laff?
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l really like the lion one, now that was funny !!!
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