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Answers: Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows, the government takes both and gives you some milk.
Facism: You have 2 cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows, the government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
Capitalism: You have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

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my econ teacher from last year had a poster with those on there and one was "you have two cows. the government shoots one and milks the other dry and pours the milk down the drain. then it makes you fill out forms accounting for the missing cows" and a few other ones too i thought some were pretty funny

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