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Question: If quitters never win and winners never quit, what goober came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do ... write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

As I said before, I never repeat myself!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.


Answers: If quitters never win and winners never quit, what goober came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do ... write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

As I said before, I never repeat myself!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
ha ha ha true
Another good one thanks.
Excellent hun. Doing well today. lol
what was that for
good 1's lol 10/10 x
hahaha funny! tehetehe..........
Jokes are good today thanks.
thank you so much for that,it was excellent.10/10.
please answer your 5th one for me because i always ask that question to myself.lol.
Thanks for the giggle ;)
Hehe, good one
The toothpick one was mega!!! Worth a wee interesting star.
Good Points...these are good


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