A little bit rude?!
Question: A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ***, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his *** then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
Answers: A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ***, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his *** then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
haha... nice wan...
i heard this joke yesterday but the person told it wrong and it didn't make sense.
now it does :)
lol
OUCH.
lol
STILL MAKES ME LAUGH