A few short jokes - funny or not?!


Question: ?Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.

?Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.

?Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its a ss & turned it into nylon

?Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ugly prat!


Answers: ?Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.

?Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.

?Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its a ss & turned it into nylon

?Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ugly prat!
He! he! he! on a roll are you....
lol
the 2nd one made me giggle
made me chuckle
never heard these b4 but they're gr8
ha ha ha - love them thanks
I gave you a star for that, you made me smile on a Mon! Like the first one the best. x
I'd say about a 6 cause I definately laughed a few times there :) lol
hahah yh good!
thanks black i manage to smile try harder ok luv ya
lol...very good, made me laugh.
funny !
like them all except the 3rd one,lol,enjoyed the laugh though,thanks :)
LOL...That made my day
Very funny! Let me try...

Little sunny water,sleeping in the corner
with your spouse to eat a mouse
on a piggy biggy bay!

Do- a child upon a hill
re-peat from pre-k 2day
mi- the one that is so smart
far- away you live today
so- you make so funny jokes
la- i've nothn 2 say.......
The third ones the best.
hahahahaha
Hahaha that is funny lol
haha.. now i know how to make instant nylon..
Brilliant pmsl thanx 10/10 x
nice. my fave is jack and jill
Those are great. Thanks for sharing.
another star for your growing collection
the best for a while .lol
hehehe, thanks hun, started my day with a laugh, gotta go to have a tooth out

have a star

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funny
my answer is nice make another one..
More x-rated?

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb, but I've never seen her bare.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could see Jill's fanny
He got a shock to see a nob, 'cos Jill's a f*ing tranny
good
very funny!!!
ever heard of Andrew Dice Clay?

mary, mary quite contrary. trim that bush. its so da*m hairy.

Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty.

Mary had a little lamb. thats what she gets for f*cking a sheep.

Little Boy Blue, he needed the money.

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe. she had so many kids, her uterus fell out.

three blind mice. see how they run. where the f*ck are they going?

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack burned off his f*cking d*ck.
LOL...these are the best short jokes I have seen in a looong time!


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