Golf cow - funny or not?!
Question: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
Answers: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
ha ha ha funny
funny :-D
HaHa!!
yeah, it's funny.
funny
Yep, that'll do it. Funnneeee tooo! Hooooboy!
no not really funny
LMTO. ha ha ha!
Nessie xxxx
funny
not very very funny
That's a good one! I like it a lot.
Lol, ha ha ha ha ha.
That's a R/A haha,good one.
that is so funny
I love It !!!!!!!!!!!
it's funny that is the final answer.
That is not right!! Love it!!!
LMFAO!!!
its a wonder she didnt kill him.
great one!!
Hilarious.lol
really good one! LOL
hehehe, another hole in one for you, pmsl hun
have a star
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Good one thanks
the cows name was jack (think about it)
starred
yeah..cool
lol,lol,lo,lol,lol,lol,....................
your on a roll girl xxx lol xxx
your great black hahahahoooooo god
another one please