Jar in the bar - funny or not?!


Question: A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, here's the deal. You pay 10 dollars, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules."

So, the customer puts $10 into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink an entire gallon of pepper tequila. The whole thing, all at once, and you can't make a face. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've got to make things right for her."


Answers: A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, here's the deal. You pay 10 dollars, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules."

So, the customer puts $10 into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink an entire gallon of pepper tequila. The whole thing, all at once, and you can't make a face. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've got to make things right for her."
hehehe, you are really cheering me up hun, keep at it, pmsl

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funny
funny
Hilarious
my answer is nice and fun to read it's make my day good.
fantastico
deffo funny
wow, lol. itzz very funny!!!
funny
Very, Very Funny....9/10 at least
an easy mistake to make i supppose............very dunny too
I don't really get it. =S

Did he confuse Pulling the pit bull's tooth out with Making a 90 year old woman have an orgasm?

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hahahaha!!!!

poor pit bull!!! LMFAO!!
Funny lol ha ha ha
Great one. Thanks
lmao...super funny
thats worthy of a carp award
starred
Ha ha ha *bump*
I just LMAO!
Good one
wow, itzz very funny!!!
thanks black its really funny
LOL
Another good one thanks.
lol.................................
well funny xxx lolxxx
ha ha ha funny


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