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Answers: A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"

The doctor says "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a ******** during the ride to work.. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.. For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good servicing.. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.. Then at night I give the missus another screw......"

"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."

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i will sue my doctor
he's supposed to be under oath not to divulge any of my medical problems
i may have to call you as a witness smila

against my doc not to witness how much it hurts ha ha ha

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Haha =]
I like it..
Star for you =]

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Ha! ha! ha! nice one....

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Good one!

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too much diy aint good for ya pmsl
starred

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hahahahaha

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OMG lol LMAO

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you know that if you masterbate too much, you can go blind, omg, where you gone, i can't see you, pmsl hun

have a star

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Lmao too funny, after all that he still has to masturbate? Can you say oversexed lmao...star

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thats funny but i think he's lying

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teeheehee
good one

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ha ha ha funny

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can you say "sex addict?"

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hahahahaa oh dear....pmsl

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well, duh!!!!

why does he need to?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

funny stuff there.

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lol good one

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