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Answers: 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE: Remo ving your spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

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Shi-tzu: An animal house of an unacceptable standard.

Cursory: A place where children learn to swear

Senile: What to do in egypt

baccanalian: to bet on an alien

thesaurus: A disorder following consumption of a curry

acne - a dyslexics walking stick

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haha ive never heard these kind of jokes before

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MODEM: What you do to the fields when the grass gets long.

You've got a good list there!

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You really have to give this one to Dennis R. Between the two of you, you've used up just about all of the ones I know and introduced me to some new ones.

Here's two:

Predominance--the time you spend in Mistress Zena's waiting room.

Modem--less GOP.

And two oxymorons:

"Responsible Government Agencies"

"Ethical Drug Company."

Colleen, you're cute but you need to get out more.

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Those were really great and funny and i needed a good laugh.Thanks for sharing.,.,. Peachie 1

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