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Answers: At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you! said a fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thankfully, we can all still drive."

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Your jokes are good. Thanks for sharing. Starred.

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I don't get it.

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There's more than a little truth in that!

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i dont wanna be on the road with them!!!

good one!!

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Yeah...isn't that the truth...can't do **** but they are allowed to drive.

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Sadly so true!!

Am still sniggering though!

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so true but not that funny

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Catty you obviously don't live in Florida

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good one

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true .lol

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hehehe, aint that the truth, and we encounter most of them when we are driving, pmsl hun

have a star

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

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Nice ones!

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lol I feel that way now and I'm only in my 30's, oppse did I tell my age, lol? star!

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ha ha ha funny

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bless us all when we get old

love it

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Hahhahahaaaa, the missus will love this one mate pmsl.

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hahaha
pmsl

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hahahahaaaaa sooo true....get off the road you old bu*ger....pmsl

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