Crocodile Shoes: JOKE?!
Question: Paddy and Murphy see crocodile shoes on sale for ￡10,000. "We can do that" says Padddy so they go to the australian outback, hire a boat and a harpoon. Murphy spots a 9ft croc and harpoons it, drags it into the boat and wrestles with it for 15 minutes until the croc is well and truly stuffed. Paddy looks at the croc "throw the buggar back in Murphy". Murphy cant believe it. "but why Paddy". to which Paddy replies, "well look at him Murphy, he's not even wearing any damn shoes!"
Answers: Paddy and Murphy see crocodile shoes on sale for ￡10,000. "We can do that" says Padddy so they go to the australian outback, hire a boat and a harpoon. Murphy spots a 9ft croc and harpoons it, drags it into the boat and wrestles with it for 15 minutes until the croc is well and truly stuffed. Paddy looks at the croc "throw the buggar back in Murphy". Murphy cant believe it. "but why Paddy". to which Paddy replies, "well look at him Murphy, he's not even wearing any damn shoes!"
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haha GOLDIE OLDIE!!
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11."
The guy says, "Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe."
The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain. The salesman just has to ask, "Sir, why must you have these undersized shoes?"
He says to the salesman, "I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is screwing my best friend, my daughter is pregnant, and my son is gay. The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these damn shoes."
\o/ dumb one... hahaha!
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that was good
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HAHAHA! LOL! That was funnyish...
But it was cruel too. I don't believe in wearing animal skins or fur or what ever. It's wrong!
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