Confession of a married man - funny or not?!


Question: A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."

"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"


Answers: A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."

"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
lol,lol,lol.10/10.that was brilliant.
what a clever man vs a greedy priest.
thanks for the giggle and for sharing.
Thank you Raindrop for the points and you're welcome.Take care and God bless. Report It

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    Very good
    HAHAHA... very good one!

    thanks 4 sharing... =)
    Good one.
    pmsl great joke,
    Lol! That is so funny! It really is the best joke i've heard in ages! Thanks for the laugh! =]
    That's fair
    kinda funny
    This is good!!!
    thats good
    ha ha ha funny
    omg that is funny. lol
    hahaha very funny lol
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    Cool:)


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