Blonde Diet - funny or not?!


Question: A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."


Answers: A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."
LOL LOL LOL
that is the best dam joke for ages.
Brilliant.
So good well done!
Not bad but not enough for a laugh
ha ha ha thats brill....
Well I laughed rofl
i didn't laugh.....
What a retard (the blonde, not you)!!!
had a giggle
its O.K
Didn't see it coming at all, loved it!!!
That's better than the Wedding one - LOL!
Thanks for fun one to tell someone.
THAT's funny. I'm stealing it to use.
ha ha ha funny
hmmmmmmmmmmmm not a bad idea........
skipt a meal did she.lol
hahahahaha lol
hahaha very funny lol
That's cute!
very good up there with the rest have a star


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