Men are like ................... funny or not?!
Question: ...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Answers: ...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
hahahahaha lol
Ha Ha Ha. very funny :)
Always puts a smile on someones face especially when your having a bad day
Hey, I'm not giving you a star for that, it'd be disloyal to my sex. My wife liked them though.
As a man, I can assure you that these lines are not only funny, but absolutely true
Very funny and true have a star
I like them all except the bank accounts one... that just makes women out to be that DISGUSTING golddigger stereotype. (See Sharon Collins Newman Abbott on "Young and the Restless.")
I luv this --- sending it to my sister right away!
men are like puppies, feed them and rub their tummies once in awhile, and they are happy.
Very amusing lol
fun kneeee
As a guy, not going to argue. would lose
very funny but i think
...curling irons
if they're hot they're always in your hair.
is better than
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
yeah very funny, made me laugh
lol roflmao thaz hilarious!!!
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
that is all very true dont you think that's a bit creepy have a star