A lot of men have foot and mouth..(they are always putting their foot in it)..do!
Question: a man staggers into the hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly round his throat..doctor says 'what happened to you?'..well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. i found one stuck in a cow's bum and i yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours'..i don't remember much else after that.....
Answers: a man staggers into the hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly round his throat..doctor says 'what happened to you?'..well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. i found one stuck in a cow's bum and i yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours'..i don't remember much else after that.....
Oh no and he' still alive????????
LMAO
you women are so sensative, I mean she asked how she looked....its not my fault she looked ugly as hell
ROFL
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