Can you give me a blonde joke?!


Question: i need some funny ones.. dont freak out feminists just fun n games.


Answers: i need some funny ones.. dont freak out feminists just fun n games.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: We know how many men went down on the titanic.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a male?
A: A blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: What the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: You can dump your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week

Q: Why do blondes make you use a condom?
A: Doggy bag for later
there's jokes all over the site
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, Mister!
I'm talking to that little **** on your knee!"
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a 'blonde lady' driver. "Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"? The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
I'll let these guy's take care of it.\


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Well, hoped you liked them.
Why did the blonde fail P.E.?
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
1. There was a magic mirror and if you lied to it you disappeared.

A redhead went up to it and said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world," and she disappeared.

Then a brunette went up to it and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world," and she disappeared.

Finally a blonde girl went up to it and said, "I think..." and disappeared.

2. Three mother's; a blonde, a redhead and a brunette are sitting down drinking coffee. The brunette says "I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and I found some alcohol, I can't believe she's drinking." The redhead says "I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and I found some fags, I can't believe she's smoking." Then the blonde says "I went into my daughters room the other day and I found a condom, I can't believe she has a penis!"
1.
Standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.

After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"

"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"


2.
So there is a blonde and a brunette and they want to rob a bank. The brunette tells the blond to go in and she asks her if she remembered the plan. The blonde said yes and ran in.

After a few minutes, the blonde ran out with a safe that was tied and 2 guards with their pants around their ankles ran after her. The brunette said "What are you doing! I told you to blow the safe and tie the guards!"

The blonde said "Ohh... I thought you said tie the safe and blow the guards."


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