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Answers: A man answers the door to find his doctor standing there.
Doctor: "I've good news and I've bad news, which do you want first?"

Man: Tell me the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Man: If that's the good news, what on earth is the bad news!?

Doctor: I meant to tell you this yesterday!

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i still chuckle every time i here that joke. thank you.

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I'm just answering this question because this will get me to level 2. oh yeah and LOL! that was fun-e

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He must have an HMO! Ha!

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Thats as old as the hills

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hahaha I like "insomnias" answer

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So does he just pass out right there??

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That was a good joke
I have heard it before though...
poor patient!

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Man: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm

Doctor: That's interesting are you taking anything for this problem?

Man: yes, pepper

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what's the point, we all die, it's his destiny!

death not funny,

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Oldie but goodie.

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old but still funny

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lol bad news

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hahahaha

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Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: The good news is they are naming the disease after you!

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I'm sure he could live without that news.

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Good funny, me likee, thanks

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Whats that doctors name?!?!

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lmao good one
oldie but still gets me laughing

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lol

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lol

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hahaha funny lol

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my answer it's funny thats the final answer.

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