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Question: Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


Answers: Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
tee hee made me laugh
1. yes you can but not common
2. have no idea
3.it probably dissapeared
4.who the hell knows
5.to stack the boxes more easily
6.have no idea
7.we were in a hurry
8.because when they are asleep they look pretty
9.i dont know, never been to court
10.didnt get this one...
11.because the sight looks different
12.maybe to make you feel a little comfortable being naked instead of being watched get naked

lol i dont know its my personal thoughts...interesting though
lol, that made me chuckle
i have few more!!

why is stuff being deliverd by a car called shipment and things being delivered by a boat called cargo

if the best pencil is a #2 pencil, why is it still #2

why are stadium seats called stands


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