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Question: wats more fun then seeing a paki swinging round the clothes line at 100 mph? stopping with a shovel
Answers: wats more fun then seeing a paki swinging round the clothes line at 100 mph? stopping with a shovel
like your style lol
Abdul and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Abdul has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has **** all. Abduls begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his. "How do you do it?" asks Paddy. "Look at your sign" says Abdul. Paddys sign reads "Out of work, wife and 6 kids to support, please help". Paddy then looks at Abduls sign which says "I only need another £20 to get back to Pakistan".
Joke by CUTTSY - Tags: abdul , paddy , railway , notes , begging - Current Score: 86
So this Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opened them
"What the **** do you want" asks St Peter.
"I am here for Jesus" says the Paki.
St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here"
Joke by wamphyri - Tags: paki jesus heaven - Current Score: 48
What does the average Pakistani weigh?
Cola Cubes and Dolly Mixtures
Joke by spazzy - Tags: paki , weigh , sweeties - Current Score: 43
Two families moved from Pakistan to England. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more English would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing football, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Lager, how about you?"
The second man replied, "**** you, towel head."
Joke by ht - Tags: paki , towel head , immigration , racism - Current Score: 40
Mr Khan and Mr Jones live next door to each other in identical houses. Their homes are valued by an estate agent. Mr Khan's house is worth 200'000 - while Mr Jones' is worth 150'000.
Mr Jones asks the estate agent why this is? The estate agent replies 'Simple. Mr Khan dosen't have a paki living next door!'
Joke by IndyKalsey - Tags: paki , house , money - Current Score: 40
A teacher in class asks the kids "Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches'?"
A paki kid sticks his hand up and answers "Winston Churchill, 1940, Miss" at which point a voice from the back of the classsays "**** off home, you black ****."
The teacher was furious and demanded "Who said that?"
The voice replied "Enoch Powell, 1965."
even if this "joke" wasnt racist, it would still be $hit.
i didn't even get it and i m a paki!
seeing a racist white doing the same thing????? why is there a ? after ur this joke may offend? dont know how u expected not to get abused by making such pig headed comments!
ha ha ha these lot have no sense of humour lol!!!!!!!have a star
ha ha very funny please do more.