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Question: Cop sees a little boy sitting on the pavement, he gets out of his car and asks what he is doing, well said the little boy 'I am mixing this sand and water together with some dog muck' ah said the cop 'and what are you making?' 'a policeman' said the boy, cop says 'clear it up and don't let me see you again'
The following day they go through the same procedure.
On the third day the cop sees him again and asks him what he is up to, boy tells him that he is mixing water with sand, 'and what are you making today?' he asks, 'a fireman' he replies
'why no dog?' muck the cop asks. 'Well every time I put **** in it turns out to be a policeman!'
Answers: Cop sees a little boy sitting on the pavement, he gets out of his car and asks what he is doing, well said the little boy 'I am mixing this sand and water together with some dog muck' ah said the cop 'and what are you making?' 'a policeman' said the boy, cop says 'clear it up and don't let me see you again'
The following day they go through the same procedure.
On the third day the cop sees him again and asks him what he is up to, boy tells him that he is mixing water with sand, 'and what are you making today?' he asks, 'a fireman' he replies
'why no dog?' muck the cop asks. 'Well every time I put **** in it turns out to be a policeman!'
10/10 man good djob! lol funny
lol........thats super funny ;]
what a big one that was
now just gonna flush the toilet
cop that
lmao
ha ha ha funny
yea!
good one!
not funny at all
and you are reported for swearing