Hillary and Janet.....?!
Question: Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were
having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet,
"You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men wanting to have sex
with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling who he
was with last."
Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
"politically correct" for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't
have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at
me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and
hard as I can."
That night, Bill was already asleep in bed w ith the lights out when
Hillary slips into bed. She could hear Bill start to stir, and k new
that he would be wanting some action.
She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses
up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could
imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
Answers: Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were
having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet,
"You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men wanting to have sex
with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling who he
was with last."
Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
"politically correct" for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't
have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at
me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and
hard as I can."
That night, Bill was already asleep in bed w ith the lights out when
Hillary slips into bed. She could hear Bill start to stir, and k new
that he would be wanting some action.
She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses
up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could
imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
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